Joke of the day

There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister
Mathematical (SM), and the other one was
known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far
away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been
following us for the past thirty-eight and a
half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in
15 minutes at the most? What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is
to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man
did the only logical thing. He started to
walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he
will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is
split. You go that way and I'll go this way.
He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister
Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent
and is worried about what has happened to
Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are
here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The
man couldn't follow us both, so he followed
me.
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I
started to run as fast as I could and he
started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He
reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted
my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled
down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster
than man with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would
be dirty, wash ya yeye mind!